Now when exactly did that occur- the universal expectation that one MUST be mated?? I am perplexed. As a content and mightily happy single woman(divorced, yes)but single nonetheless, I see no rhyme or reason why a single lifestyle has any less to offer.
I am prompted to write this post by stumbling upon a fan site that actually polled its members to see who would marry me! I kid you not. It is an orkut fan site of Alpha Bravo Charlie- and has the following poll
how many people want to marry shanaz khan
- if she is dieworsed------------------------------------------- 2 votes
- diewirsed with 2 children------------------------------------- 2 votes
- in any case u will agry--------------------------------------- 4 votes
- because she is good by nature and stright forward-----------7 votes
after my initial indignation over the incorrect spelling of my name (I am very sensitive about that) (the name is Shahnaz!!!) and my nitpickiness about the spelling in general, I take a closer look at the poll itself.
These are peope who have never met me, do not know me, have never spoken to me or, otherwise, are oblivious to the essence of who me is. Yet 15 people voted!!
In addition it is the categories that made me chuckle.
2 people would marry me if I was divorced! (or dieworsed- am I to assume that to be dieworsed I have to die and then worse... :P)
2 if I was "diewirsed" with 2 children. (so i need to have one more kid?? after which these two can marry me??)
4 would marry me no matter what! (wow!! i like the idea of that. it's like a get out of jail free pass for holy matrimony- those i may actually consider... but one does wonder if they would also stay married no matter what, as in i am not domestic. i would rather not cook, clean, and other such housekeeping sundries).
7 would marry me because I have a good nature and am "stright" forward.
Now they are on target as far as me being straight forward goes. I am honest to a fault. I cannot lie to save my life and unless you can handle the TRUTH don't ask me the question- You may not be very happy with the answer! I like to believe I am good natured... most of the time, okay some of the time at least. I definitely have my moments. I can be completely unreasonable when PMSing (I am allowed that!) I like to b pampered and spoiled. I can be an UBER bitch it's true!... so how does one manage the seven who expect good naturedness indefinitely??
Hmmm 'tis quite a dilemma, I must admit.
It is to date one of the most interesting polls I have snooped through that pertain to me.
Incidentally was also amused to learn of a gentleman who claims he knows me! Not only does he know me, but he very self assuredly states that I am married to one Mr. Mehmood Ali!! So Mr. Mehmood Ali- wherever you are, will you please step forward sir! I need to know who you are. I know I have been distant, see, but it is only on account that I was NOT AWARE we were wedded! Please do make yourself known. I am quite curious as to who you may be!
35 comments:
I have only two things to say.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
and
ROFLMAO!!!
Any girl can pmsing. Mood swing is part of human's nature. To stay in a clam and warm relationship of husband and wife, both ends should consider such things.
UBER bitch - hummm though hard to bear with but possible.
Mr. Mehmood Ali - nice news. Even Shahnaz did not know it... WHO IS THAT SOMEONE CLAIMING HE KNOWS YOU WELL? He sounds like a JERK. ;-)
lol... gosh !!!
see if there was a poll for me and it had 7 people who would marry me anyway i most probably would steer clear of them... lol !!!
but then again that is because better than they know me... i know me!
this post made my day - so funny
keep it up gal!
love ya and hugs
hahahaha
some creative person to conduct such a poll.
how can anyone else decide ur life, without ur opinion. It would have been nice of them to ask ur opinion as well, to say the least.
so, what was ur first reaction to it....mad,angry,confused???
and if it were to be left to you, what would U include in a poll about U
Gosh!
i had an idea that orkut went worse in these 3-4 years.. but this much worse?? phew! no idea....
seriously i didnt enjoy the post rather i am fumed..
God knows shahnaz, wat u must b goin thru but hey thats wat our shahnaz is... bold and confident n yes ready to face nethin.. right:)
muahahahahhahaa....dieworsed.. diewirsed.. agry.. stright forward!!
lol...tooooo funny!
can you please post the link to that community ... i would bookmark it as a very reliable stress buster!
i always thought that unconditional "frandshippers" were the most hilarious creatures on orkut.. but these shaadi volunteers take the cake!!
:D
:D
i can also say OMG!!!
but that is funny n interesting also :)
ohh well easier voted than done. i think these fan sites actually suck. i have yet to die and be worse but yea divorced and single is not a feling many a man can live with. silly men. talk big, small shit!
seher!!
you said shit!!!! lol... :P
you go girl!
i utter profanities all the time... nobody encourages me :(
well shahnaz.. i also took ur side.. y ur reply was for seher only... thts not fair :(
bubba jee looka at ur mom.. shes a real example of doin unjust :p
thats the way things work over there. if u r not married thats a problem. if u r married with no kids bigger problem. if married but divorced thats devastating. divorced with kids catastrophic. i am glad living here i dont have to deal with all that crap.
The post was hilarious...
tc & stay warm girl
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Wheeew! Eye-roll.
But very aptly titled,i must say!
P.S The two people who voted that
- diewirsed with 2 children.
I've got a hunch that they'd be very fine ghraaloo husbands
LOL
ROFLMAO
Hi Shahnaz, can u tell me from where i can get the show of ABC, i have ABC in dvd, but show is not included in these dvds, and second thing is, why u don't attend that show? i remembner that!
Haroon,
The show is on Youtube. I was not there because I was flying out the day that they recorded it! And the days prior to that were busy with my weding and honeymoon- I had the option of having my (then) hubby (now ex!) be present- also but we had other plans that were more pressing ;) (and besides the ex hubby did not want to do the show! I was a supportive wife...) so there....
Plz, let me to say that "a supportive wife divorced"
Alas!
Hi Shahnaz,
A moment ago I was watching Faraz (Nadia Khan Show GEO TV) on YOUTUBE. He mentioned that he is in contact with you and Abdullah. And my search on google for you started just after watch NKS.
First of ALL I thank you and ALL ABC team for giving us joy over last decade. Perhaps ABC in some way or the other had helped me to think positive in tough times.
Secondly as a FAN of yours I wished you a happy married life. Because I heard that you got married just after marraige. I hope you and your family are leading a happy life
Please keep writing the blogs for all Pakistanis. I hope your personality is closer to the SHAHNAZ I saw on ABC. Though she was too good to be true but I wish all Pakistani Females to be as sincere and confident as SHAHNAZ I saw on ABC.
I cant comment on your latest blog because I dont know you and I believe in marraige and complete family.
Keep writing, be happy and GOD bless you.
SMBMRIZVI
(wow!!! cant believe SHAHNAZ would be reading this)
Haha
I would marry you too becoz you are the age of a girl I fell in love with :P but you girls go for older men :P
No issues with being not domesticated. I wouldn't like anyone messing with my closet and things anyway. I like the bed messy ;-) so that's taken care of. Whatever I want to be clean and tidy I can do myself if no one else does. But I can't cook. So you'll have to cook. I can help you with the dishes though.
Divorced. That's a plus because you'd appreciate me more :P
Divorced with a kid. Awesome! I am getting a kid without the sleepless nights babies give their daddies. But I might want a couple more :P
Unreasonable. You can be as unreasonable and PMS-ed as you want as long as you keep talking to me. Can't stand punitive silences. They totally squashes my heart.
What say? :P
what's in a name...
lol you're quite something aren't you?
okay here goes:
Haha
I would marry you too becoz you are the age of a girl I fell in love with :P
My response: so it is my age that attracts you and not me???? :P
but you girls go for older men :P
My response: hardly... i have no problem going for men my age or younger ;)
No issues with being not domesticated. I wouldn't like anyone messing with my closet and things anyway. I like the bed messy ;-) so that's taken care of.
My response: that may be a problem, see... i like to mess up the bed but when not in it that bad better be made! happiness is being (just a little) obsessive compulsive.
Whatever I want to be clean and tidy I can do myself if no one else does. But I can't cook. So you'll have to cook. I can help you with the dishes though.
My response: done! i HATE doing dishes. i'll cook up a storm if someone cleans- and chats with me while i cook... i am a talker.
Divorced. That's a plus because you'd appreciate me more :P
My response: either that or I'd refuse to put up with any crap because, after all, been there done that before ;)
Divorced with a kid. Awesome! I am getting a kid without the sleepless nights babies give their daddies. But I might want a couple more :P
My response: lol.. that one was kinda sweet.
Unreasonable. You can be as unreasonable and PMS-ed as you want as long as you keep talking to me. Can't stand punitive silences. They totally squashes my heart.
My response: wow! i think you must be my soul mate :P
i LOVE to talk!
What say? :P
My response: done deal. when and where?
(i really enjoyed this one!)
Keep visiting "name"
you had me in fits of laughter. that's another thing i LOVE to do... laugh!
peace.
I think VALENTINE's DAY is best for the question WHEN?
Now u both havo to decide WHERE?
So, GO AHEAD!
hi shahnaz,
listen i need to talk to u...can u spare some time for tht??
if yes then please contact me through my gmail account or else if possible drop your email address.
i`ll b glad...
regards, farina
Eena
send me your e mail address as a comment and add "do not publish"... i'll e mail you back.
Dear Shahnaz
No post since long?
Hey Shahnaz!
What r your views about gay marriages? I'm a girl (not a lesbian so far) but I'd like to marry u as long as u r okay wid it ;)..would u like to go out with me sometime?
Nitasha
Nitasha
HOLY CRAP!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
can i just add
holllllllllly crap... lol :D
tho it sounds interestin... hmmm :D
hahaha.... BIGLOL @ Natasha's comment... :D
AOA
i am new to the blog ,just created mine .
was reading ur blog and could not help laughing (no offence plz) no matter wt famous or masses, shahnaz khan or anyother female"married stamp" is insisted ,
its all about gender , its all pervading around us, these 'expecations' & so called 'required appropriateness' kills us sometime.
Hey Guys!
So am I going to be punished for being female? Come on, shez so pretty, and I wanted to be in the game too :D
So Shehnaz, we really wanna know more about yourself, especially why did u dump your Ex? and what r your future plans for your career?
I dumped my Ex too but not for a woman :D
Nitasha
hahahaha.. OMG.. first your blogpost.. and then the sheer quality of the comments to this one... S.. this was such awesomeness such sheer raw talent.. i cant stop laughing at 5 different things at the same time.. GODSSSS.. but i shall comment now ;)
OK.. firstly you seem like the OCD type soo must be a neat freak..stop deceiving.. and yes you cant lie for your life..
second.. you must talk too much .. but ur an exception not the rule with quality of the conversation...
third.. 7 willing .. WOWSSS to that.. but only 7 :s.. what nonsense.. barii koi thakee huwi poll hai.. but S ... i say ungli rakhni hai tou 8th bloke ayr 9th baby are deserving candidates.. such wonders of the world..
and itna understanding bunda tou kitabon mein aaj kal writers dar dar ke daaltey hain(whats in a name... WOWSSSS to you dude)
AND YOU S..."My response: hardly... i have no problem going for men my age or younger" !!! now we're talking.. that must have lit candles in millions of dark corners of the world..lol.. kitney uncles ke dil tootey for being outrightly outflanked outmatched outplayed by the younger batch taking over...yeeehawwww...
lol
acha for the 9th candidate the doll.. well i looked this up:P
uber-bitch
Super controlling, pyschotic she-devil who likes to ruin peoples lives, friendships, and hates anything with a Vagina.
and i am tlaking about the hating anything with a vagina part.. yes indeed.. but WOW nevertheless for the admirers..shooo shweeetttt :P
S dont post this one but just in case the previous one is rude to fellow bloggers.. you may disregard the previous one as well :)
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