Once upon a time there was a man named Jack. He lived a full life, married and well- was otherwise content. The question arose, if life be this good... why would he dwell on the past? His aim was, you see, to make it his bee to buzz into stuff that was just too trifling to bother with, you see. Like phone calls and people and who should and should not(!)be friends, like schedules, vacation days and the "axis of evil"- if you know what I mean...
In situations like this was when this Jack met an As(s). Uh oh!... All the folks they cried. They ran and they shied, but Jack you see was adamant he be, united with this As(s)! That was when Mr. Jack he became a Jackas(s)!
It is situations like this for which statements are made
"don't, dear sir get your:
nickers in a twist
or
feathers in a bunch
"please, dear sir:
keep your hair on
or even
gulp!
dude get a life!
Alas, you see... such a pity, a pity! To waste a lifetime fretting and sweating over the minutiae, the insubstantial the ever so SMALL stuff in life!
Jack-Us... er I mean... As(s) man!
Dude-
Get a life!!
(Farah..
Woman,
If you read this one you could relate
You have to be familiar with the man... ;)
I just had my own dose a little while ago)
Sigh...
What a bugaboo!!!
3 comments:
And pray me, who's Jack?
the question is anonymous, who are YOU??
What a drag someone could be....and I mean both ways :) This is a sad fairy tale Shahnaz...we need to have a happy ending....so what to do? Muah...keep smiling girl...
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